Post by spencer101f on Jul 17, 2006 14:56:45 GMT -5
Do not read if you don't want to know what happens in the end of the movies!!!
*SPOILERS*
Personality Test
DEATHS
Actor/Actress Character DEATH
Mandy Moore Woman run over by a car (about 40 seconds in)
Larisa Oleynik Jenny stake through her heart (about 20 minutes in)
Nick Lachey Marc eaten alive by wolves (about 45 minutes in)
Kirsten Dunst Lindsay thrown out a window (about 65 minutes in)
Christina Milian Joanna does not die---she solves the mystery
THE PLOT
Christina Milian's character, Joanna, goes to the personality test and takes it. Afterwards, she looks into the eyes of her character's death, and it disappears. She then realizes that the only way to not die from watching your death is by pretending that it already happened. It said Joanna's death was stabbed through the heart, so she grabs a knife and ketchup. She rubs the ketchup all over the area by her heart. Then, she lays down and sets the knife right on top of her body. A few seconds later, the ghost (who happens to be Kacey) appears. Kacey the Ghost realizes that Joanna is already dead and leaves. After the ghost leaves, Joanna wakes up and is still alive. Then, she hacks into the web browser and destroys the personality test. The world is saved. The end.
Showstopper
Well, Mandy Moore's character Susan just received a letter from her casting director. She opens it up and inside there is a check for $10,000. She was very excited and wanted to thank him, but she couldn't, because she's in the hospital. Well, she gets bored. Her dad, Jack Johnson, comes to visit her. He says he would do anything for her. She says okay, with a little smirk on her face. So, there they are, in the hospital. Susan (Mandy Moore) decides to paint Harvey's (Jack Johnson) nails and toenails. He is really skeptical about this, but he did say he would do ANYTHING. Well, they are both laughing and having a good time. Then, Susan begins to cough and cough. Five minutes later (about 140 minutes into the movie), Susan dies from the cancer she had. Her dad weeps on the side of the bed and calls his wife to tell her the traumatic news. His wife comes and cries with him. Then, we get a brief glimpse at the funeral. The end.
Physical Therapy
Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock decide to divorce each other. After that, Keanu Reeves walks across the street to his mom's house, but then he gets hit by a car before he gets all the way across. He is then rushed to the hospital and, thanks to the doctors, he is safe and will be for at least a little while longer. Then, Sandra Bullock hears about this and rushes over and says it's her fault for throwing him out into the street after their divorce. He says it was okay. Then, after Keanu was released from the hospital, he meets a charming, younger lady. We then realize it's Sandra Bullock's daughter. The end.
Scary Tales
DEATHS
Actor/Actress Character DEATH
Kelly Rowland Sleeping Beauty head fell off (about 10 seconds in)
Bruce Willis Pinocchio stabbed by the cheshire cat (about 70 minutes in)
Julianne Moore Cinderella sliced in half by demented Alice in a fight (about 85 minutes in)
Uma Thurman Alice eaten by the cheshire cat (about 105 minutes in)
There are many other small deaths throughout by the cheshire cat.
THE PLOT
All the characters, in some way or another, are abnormal or demented. They all want to kill each other, but there is one thing that keeps that from happening. One of the demented characters is actually a serial killer and will kill anyone within 50 feet of him/her. Nobody knows who it is and the killer only kills when there is one person around to keep his/her identity secret. Well, many characters die because they get killed by the killer. Alice thinks it's Cinderella and Cinderella thinks it's Alice, so they have a fight. Cinderella has a glass slipper and Alice has a knife. Well, Alice wins and slices Cinderella in half. All the other characters that died were killed by the serial killer. At the end of the movie, we find out that the serial killer is the cheshire cat, because after Pinocchio was killed, Gepetto decides to go and look for the killer. Realizing that the only characters left were himself, the cheshire cat, Hansel, and Gretel, he decided to do some intensive research. He goes and talks to Hansel & Gretel. Then, when he goes there, Hansel gets killed. Okay, it's not Hansel. Then, a few minutes later, there is no sign of Gretel. Okay, Gretel's dead. That means it HAS to be the cheshire cat. He finds that out and bites the cat's tail off before the cheshire cat can stab him.
*SPOILERS*
Personality Test
DEATHS
Actor/Actress Character DEATH
Mandy Moore Woman run over by a car (about 40 seconds in)
Larisa Oleynik Jenny stake through her heart (about 20 minutes in)
Nick Lachey Marc eaten alive by wolves (about 45 minutes in)
Kirsten Dunst Lindsay thrown out a window (about 65 minutes in)
Christina Milian Joanna does not die---she solves the mystery
THE PLOT
Christina Milian's character, Joanna, goes to the personality test and takes it. Afterwards, she looks into the eyes of her character's death, and it disappears. She then realizes that the only way to not die from watching your death is by pretending that it already happened. It said Joanna's death was stabbed through the heart, so she grabs a knife and ketchup. She rubs the ketchup all over the area by her heart. Then, she lays down and sets the knife right on top of her body. A few seconds later, the ghost (who happens to be Kacey) appears. Kacey the Ghost realizes that Joanna is already dead and leaves. After the ghost leaves, Joanna wakes up and is still alive. Then, she hacks into the web browser and destroys the personality test. The world is saved. The end.
Showstopper
Well, Mandy Moore's character Susan just received a letter from her casting director. She opens it up and inside there is a check for $10,000. She was very excited and wanted to thank him, but she couldn't, because she's in the hospital. Well, she gets bored. Her dad, Jack Johnson, comes to visit her. He says he would do anything for her. She says okay, with a little smirk on her face. So, there they are, in the hospital. Susan (Mandy Moore) decides to paint Harvey's (Jack Johnson) nails and toenails. He is really skeptical about this, but he did say he would do ANYTHING. Well, they are both laughing and having a good time. Then, Susan begins to cough and cough. Five minutes later (about 140 minutes into the movie), Susan dies from the cancer she had. Her dad weeps on the side of the bed and calls his wife to tell her the traumatic news. His wife comes and cries with him. Then, we get a brief glimpse at the funeral. The end.
Physical Therapy
Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock decide to divorce each other. After that, Keanu Reeves walks across the street to his mom's house, but then he gets hit by a car before he gets all the way across. He is then rushed to the hospital and, thanks to the doctors, he is safe and will be for at least a little while longer. Then, Sandra Bullock hears about this and rushes over and says it's her fault for throwing him out into the street after their divorce. He says it was okay. Then, after Keanu was released from the hospital, he meets a charming, younger lady. We then realize it's Sandra Bullock's daughter. The end.
Scary Tales
DEATHS
Actor/Actress Character DEATH
Kelly Rowland Sleeping Beauty head fell off (about 10 seconds in)
Bruce Willis Pinocchio stabbed by the cheshire cat (about 70 minutes in)
Julianne Moore Cinderella sliced in half by demented Alice in a fight (about 85 minutes in)
Uma Thurman Alice eaten by the cheshire cat (about 105 minutes in)
There are many other small deaths throughout by the cheshire cat.
THE PLOT
All the characters, in some way or another, are abnormal or demented. They all want to kill each other, but there is one thing that keeps that from happening. One of the demented characters is actually a serial killer and will kill anyone within 50 feet of him/her. Nobody knows who it is and the killer only kills when there is one person around to keep his/her identity secret. Well, many characters die because they get killed by the killer. Alice thinks it's Cinderella and Cinderella thinks it's Alice, so they have a fight. Cinderella has a glass slipper and Alice has a knife. Well, Alice wins and slices Cinderella in half. All the other characters that died were killed by the serial killer. At the end of the movie, we find out that the serial killer is the cheshire cat, because after Pinocchio was killed, Gepetto decides to go and look for the killer. Realizing that the only characters left were himself, the cheshire cat, Hansel, and Gretel, he decided to do some intensive research. He goes and talks to Hansel & Gretel. Then, when he goes there, Hansel gets killed. Okay, it's not Hansel. Then, a few minutes later, there is no sign of Gretel. Okay, Gretel's dead. That means it HAS to be the cheshire cat. He finds that out and bites the cat's tail off before the cheshire cat can stab him.
